While standing in line at the bank today, a lady gets in line…
Lady: “Oh my gosh…what a huge line. Nobody rob the bank, kay? I just need to get a few bucks out.”
The man standing in front of her gestures her in front of him and then stands behind her and says: ”Okay, I’ll wait until you’re finished.”
*awkward silence ensues because no one can tell if he’s joking or not*
I quickly finished my transaction and walked back to my car.