Things I Can't Believe I Said
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Ever say something to someone that you just can't believe you've said? Something you wish you could take back? Hear a crazy story about someone saying something that you shake your head over? Post 'em here! Send me a message and I'll post them to the site! Enjoy!
My friend: Do I need to watch Thor before The Avengers?
Me:
SO GOOD!
(Source: serpeniivs, via decodedjoy)
SO good…so true….
(Source: statehate, via lolsofunny)
Things I Can’t Believe I Said #65
#Hilarious
#lol
#Banks
#OMG
#Freaky
#I hope he was kidding
#Scary
#What the heck man?
#Stealing
#Nervous
While standing in line at the bank today, a lady gets in line…
Lady: “Oh my gosh…what a huge line. Nobody rob the bank, kay? I just need to get a few bucks out.”
The man standing in front of her gestures her in front of him and then stands behind her and says: ”Okay, I’ll wait until you’re finished.”
*awkward silence ensues because no one can tell if he’s joking or not*
I quickly finished my transaction and walked back to my car.
I wish I could just put my hand in the screen and grab whatever I want.
#lol
#Tumblr
#Humor
#Hahaha
#OMG
#Seriously
#Feel like that all the time
#The girl's face
#ROTFL
Things I Can’t Believe I Said #64
#Things I can't believe I said
#lol
#Funny
#OMG
#HAHAHA
#Sad
#Chess
#Club
#Chess for life
Overheard at school:
Guy: “Hi, my name is Chris. I’m in the chess club, what do you do for a living?”
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
#lol
#Funny
#Seriously
#Hahaha
#Awkward
#Banks
#Pens
#Money
When your parents ask you if you broke something.
#All the time
#lol
#Funny
#Hilarious
#True
#Parents
#Broke
#Lying
#Truth
#Hahaha
#Comical
#Humorous
#Pinnochio
(Source: thewisepickle, via manda)
WHY ARE THINGS WE MOVE VIA “SHIPS” CALLED CARGO… AND THINGS WE MOVE VIA “AUTOMOBILES” CALLED SHIPMENTS?!?! O_o
#I've always wondered
#Ships
#Cars
#Shipments
#Cargo
#Word play
#lol
#Funny
#Weird
#English
#SMH
"I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."
-Anonymous
